Emotionally warped wench who lives a life Jerry Springer is dying to get his hands on.
39 years old. Female. Queer. Kinky. Formerly polyamorous.
Canadian Ex-Pat. After three years gypsying around Europe, I moved to Australia in 2004.
I'm currently living in a beautiful bayside suburb of Brisbane, in Qld Australia, with my butch girlfriend and the mother in law from my last marriage, whom I refused to give back when the marriage ended. She live in the granny flat downstairs.
Welcome to a life of complication! The boobage, and lack of phallic appendage suggests I am female. I struggle to understand most women and identify better with the thought process of men on the whole. As a result, my friends tend to be male; or obnoxious/aggressive/straight forward women. Compulsively honest, if I care about you, but I can charm and deceive strangers without effort.
I know what I am-and what i am not-obscenely and intimately well.